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Management.
- posted by spumoni @ 11:41 AM

 
my teeth are loose. they always have been. scaaaary! i need to stop eating candy. i am gonna quit. i am finishing a giant box of sour licorice after having just finished another giant box of sour belts, both from smart and final. both times i went to smart n final JUST to get the sour candy!!! candy addict am i. teeth will fall out! no good!
- posted by spumoni @ 4:23 PM